Michael Beasley is a Pizza Stealer!

According to a Seattle Times report published today, eight years ago Michael Beasley stole a Pizza from Kevin Durant. Early rumors indicate that Beasley was dressed up as the Hamburgaler during the time of the incident. Insiders say this story is spreading like wildfire in NBA circles. Some feel that Beasleys Draft stock could plummet. Beasleys agent Joel Bell has been on the phones all day trying to put out the flames. In an official statement released moments ago, Joel Bell said that his client was "simply hungry and confused". General Manager Sam Presti of the Seattle Sonics was asked about how this affected the likelihood of the Sonics drafting Beasley. Presti stated that "there was no room for pizza stealers on his team." We will keep you up to date on how this story unfolds.