Brandon Jennings on Joe Budden TV

via The Baseline

On next season in Milwaukee ...

Budden: You better worry about Ramon Sessions, diggin' in your a**, pause.
Jennings: He's not going to be here. [inaudible] That money is going to Charlie.
Budden: N****, Ramon Sessions is gonna be there.
Jennings: I doubt it.
Budden: They ain't go no other guards.
Jennings: Ridnour.
Budden: N****, get that bum-a** n**** outta here.
Jennings: He's going to be a backup.
Budden: To who?
Jennings: To who? Who else n****?

On what happened on draft night ...

Budden: Who was hatin' on you?
Jennings: Jay Bilas.
Budden: What happened? You ran in the draft late or some dumb s*** like a loser?
Jennings: No, I was at the hotel. This is what happened right. My agent is like "Well, we ain't hear nothing .We ain't have no guarantee." So we makin' phone calls and s*** and n***** is saying like "The workouts is great and everything and he's the best point guard but we don't know yet, we just don't know."
Budden: They didn't say that about Rick Rubio, number one, and number two they didn't say you the best point guard. They said your jump shot is shaky, you got some potential, but your work ethic is bull****. You averaged 3 points.
Jennings: You're a liar. I know you're lying now.
Budden: I'm just telling you what they said.
Jennings: That ain't nothing but a college person.
Budden: Just tell me what happened. You end up running in the draft? I tunred it off after that.
Jennings: No, n****, I came out there and made my appearance n**** and I had the best appearance out of all them n******. And I was the best dressed, they said, by the way. I was the best dressed.

On whether he'll start next season ...

Budden: You think you gonna start for real though?
Jennings: I don't know, actually, I really don't know.
Budden: I heard that n**** Scott Skiles is an a**h***.
Jennings: That n**** tough, that n**** tough though. There must be a reason he liked me. There must be a reason.

On Ricky Rubio and the Knicks ...

Budden: Let me know when Minnesota get there. So I can watch Rubio light your f****** a** up. I never seen a n**** hate on Rubio so much.
Jennings: [inaudible]
Budden: You know what's funny? You're the only guard in the draft talking s*** about Rubio.
Jennings: The other n***** are scared.
Budden: What are you going to do when Rubio comes to the Knicks?
Jennings: Rubio is not coming, they are not giving up Rubio. You got Jordan Hill, you happy with that?
Budden: I don't really know enough about Jordan Hill to be happy ... I'm happy with Toney Douglas.
Jennings: I know they were booing this n****.
Budden: What does that mean? They boo everybody n****.
Jennings: If it was Stpehen Curry, them n***** would've went crazy in there.
Budden: Shut the f*** up, you don't even know nothing about New York basketball.
Jennings: F*** the Knicks, them n***** skipped out on me.
Budden: Oh man, you feel to the Knicks like I do about Jay-Z? [Laughs] Yo, the Knicks is your Jay-Z?
Jennings: F*** the Knicks, them n***** is always going to be weak.
Budden: This is where I f****** hang up on your f****** ass for talking stupid.
Jennings: Duhon ain't gonna get it done.

Mock Draft 7.0

by Uncle Ned "The Mock Draft Pimp"

1 LA Clippers- Blake Griffin 6-10 252 PF Oklahoma So.
2 Memphis- Hasheem Thabeet 7-3 265 C UConn Jr.
3 Oklahoma- Ricky Rubio 6-3 180 PG Spain
4 Sacramento- Tyreke Evans 6-6 219 SG Memphis Fr.
5 Minnesota- James Harden 6-5 222 SG ASU So.
6 Minnesota- Stephen Curry 6-1 180 PG/SG Davidson Jr.
7 Golden St.- Jordan Hill 6-10 235 PF Arizona Jr.
8 New York- Jrue Holiday 6-3 185 SG UCLA Fr.
9 Toronto- Demar DeRozan 6-6 210 SG USC Fr.
10 Milwaukee- Jonny Flynn 6-0 186 PG Syracuse So.
11 New Jersey- Terrence Williams 6-6 220 SF Louisville Sr.
12 Charlotte- Gerald Henderson 6-4 210 SG Duke Jr.
13 Indiana- Brandon Jennings 6-5 220 6-1 170 PG USA Intl.
14 Phoenix- BJ Mullens 7-0 275 C Ohio State Fr
15 Detroit- Earl Clark 6-9 230 SF Louisville Jr.
16 Chicago- James Johnson 6-8 257 SF Wake Forest So.
17 Philadelphia- Jeff Teague 6-2 175 PG Wake Forest So.
18 Minnesota- DeJuan Blair 6-6 287 PF Pittsburgh So.
19 Atlanta- Ty Lawson 6-0 195 PG North Carolina Jr.
20 Utah- Tyler Hansbrough 6-8 245 PF North Carolina Sr.
21 New Orleans- Eric Maynor 6-3 164 PG VCU Sr.
22 Portland- Omri Casspi 6-9 211 SF Israel
23 Sacramento- Sam Young 6-6 220 SF Pittsburgh Sr.
24 Dallas- Wayne Ellington 6-5 194 SG North Carolina Jr.
25 Oklahoma- Chase Budinger 6-7 218 SG/SF Arizona Jr.
26 Chicago- Darren Collison 6-1 166 PG UCLA Sr.
27 Memphis- Austin Daye 6-10 200 PF Gonzaga So
28 Minnesota- Derrick Brown 6-8 225 SF Xavier
29 New York- Marcus Thorton 6-4 194 SG LSU Sr.
30 Cleveland- Dajuan Summers 6-8 240 Sf G-Town Jr.

Shirt of the Weekington

Mock Draft 6.0

by Uncle Ned "The Mock Draft Pimp"

1 LA Clippers- Blake Griffin 6-10 252 PF Oklahoma So.

2 Memphis- Hasheem Thabeet 7-3 265 C UConn Jr.

3 Oklahoma- James Harden 6-5 222 SG ASU So.

4 Sacramento- Ricky Rubio 6-3 180 PG Spain

5 Washington- Stephen Curry 6-1 180 PG/SG Davidson Jr.

6 Minnesota- Tyreke Evans 6-6 219 SG Memphis Fr.

7 Golden St.- Jordan Hill 6-10 235 PF Arizona Jr.

8 New York- Jrue Holiday 6-3 185 SG UCLA Fr.

9 Toronto- Demar DeRozan 6-6 210 SG USC Fr.

10 Milwaukee- Jonny Flynn 6-0 186 PG Syracuse So.

11 New Jersey- Terrence Williams 6-6 220 SF Louisville Sr.

12 Charlotte- Gerald Henderson 6-4 210 SG Duke Jr.

13 Indiana- Brandon Jennings 6-5 220 6-1 170 PG USA Intl.

14 Phoenix- James Johnson 6-8 257 SF Wake Forest So.

15 Detroit- Earl Clark 6-9 230 SF Louisville Jr.

16 Chicago- DeJuan Blair 6-6 287 PF Pittsburgh So.

17 Philadelphia- Jeff Teague 6-2 175 PG Wake Forest So.

18 Minnesota- BJ Mullens 7-0 275 C Ohio State Fr.

19 Atlanta- Ty Lawson 6-0 195 PG North Carolina Jr.

20 Utah- Tyler Hansbrough 6-8 245 PF North Carolina Sr.

21 New Orleans- Eric Maynor 6-3 164 PG VCU Sr.

22 Dallas- Darren Collison 6-1 166 PG UCLA Sr.

23 Sacramento- Sam Young 6-6 220 SF Pittsburgh Sr.

24 Portland- Wayne Ellington 6-5 194 SG North Carolina Jr.

25 Oklahoma- Chase Budinger 6-7 218 SG/SF Arizona Jr.

26 Chicago- Omri Casspi 6-9 211 SF Israel

27 Memphis- Austin Daye 6-10 200 PF Gonzaga So

28 Minnesota- Marcus Thorton 6-4 194 SG LSU Sr.

29 LA Lakers- Jones Jerebko 6-9 210 SF/PF Italy

30 Cleveland- Dajuan Summers 6-8 240 Sf G-Town Jr.

Mock Draft 5.0

by Uncle Ned "The Mock Draft Pimp"

1 LA Clippers- Blake Griffin 6-10 252 PF Oklahoma So.
100% of the Mock Draft's on The DC Pro Sports Report have Blake going to LA. Nuff Said.

2 Memphis- Hasheem Thabeet 7-3 265 C UConn Jr.
The Grizz take Thabeet or trade down.

3 Oklahoma- James Harden 6-5 222 SG ASU So.
Rubio doesn't want to go to OKC, that leaves Harden.

4 Sacramento- Ricky Rubio 6-3 180 PG Spain
They say they want Tyreke, but they really want Rubio. They only take Tyreke if a trade is involved. If Rubio isn't there, they take Curry.

5 Washington- Stephen Curry 6-1 180 PG/SG Davidson Jr.
Rubio won't slip past 4 and Jordan Hill's stock is dropping one day and rising the next.

6 Minnesota- Tyreke Evans 6-6 219 SG Memphis Fr.
GM David Kahn was involved in acquiring Ron Artest, Jermaine O'Neal, Al Harrington and Jamaal Tinsley when he worked for the Pacers. Tyreke is perceived as a thug and he went to Thug U, so I see a pleasant fir here.

7 Golden St.- Jordan Hill 6-10 235 PF Arizona Jr.
Rubio, Curry, Evans and Holiday refuse to workout for "The City". That leaves Jordan Hill and James Johnson on the wishlist according to Jonathan Givony of DraftExpress.com. Apparently Don Nelson does not want a young PG ruling out Jonny Flynn.

8 New York- Jrue Holiday 6-3 185 SG UCLA Fr.
They want Curry but can't get him. Holiday or Jennings. I think the Jennings/D’Antoni Italian League connection is worthless.

9 Toronto- Demar DeRozan 6-6 210 SG USC Fr.
DeRozan or Henderson. DeRozan has better size for a swingman.

10 Milwaukee- Jonny Flynn 6-0 186 PG Syracuse So.
Evans not available, to high for Lawson, Budinger sucks, Flynn or Teague.

11 New Jersey- James Johnson 6-8 257 SF Wake Forest So.
To high for Williams and Lawson unless they fall in love with one of them. I say it's between Johnson and Clark. Jennings blew it with his attitude.

12 Charlotte- Gerald Henderson 6-4 210 SG Duke Jr.
All signs point to Henderson unless they are putting up a good poker face.

13 Indiana- Jeff Teague 6-2 175 PG Wake Forest So.
Lawson, Teague or Blair.

14 Phoenix- Earl Clark 6-9 230 SF Louisville Jr.
Sarver won't pay for a lottery pick. They make a trade.

15 Detroit- Brandon Jennings 6-5 220 6-1 170 PG USA Intl.
Great pick for Detroit at 15. With the right agent babysitting him, he could have been selected in the top 8.

16 Chicago- DeJuan Blair 6-6 287 PF Pittsburgh So.
Faint rumors of a guarantee for Mullens at 16, but how can you pass on Blair.

17 Philadelphia- Ty Lawson 6-0 195 PG North Carolina Jr.
Teague and Flynn gone, might be crazy enough to take Maynor here.

18 Minnesota- BJ Mullens 7-0 275 C Ohio State Fr.
I bet the guarantee was from Kahn, not KC Johnson. (Wrong, it was from Joe D.)

19 Atlanta- Terrence Williams 6-6 220 SF Louisville Sr.
This pick could be traded. Hawks hardly worked anyone out. Package deal with Josh Smith.

20 Utah- Tyler Hansbrough 6-8 245 PF North Carolina Sr.
Nothing really to say here. How about you say something like "bucka-bucka or woozle-wuzzle?"

21 New Orleans- Eric Maynor 6-3 164 PG VCU Sr.
Maynor or Collison. Maybe Thorton.

22 Dallas- Darren Collison 6-1 166 PG UCLA Sr.
Collison, Beaubois, Mills. How bout Bamba Fall.

23 Sacramento- Wayne Ellington 6-5 194 SG North Carolina Jr.
The fix is in. The Westphal hire confirms that Brothers Malouf are try to sink the franchise on purpose.

24 Portland- Chase Budinger 6-7 218 SG/SF Arizona Jr.
Trade pick for extra picks next year and I'll throw in a peanut butter & jelly sandwich.

25 Oklahoma- Patrick Mills 6-0 180 PG St. Mary's
Rubio didn't want to come. Mills has no choice.

26 Chicago- Omri Casspi 6-9 211 SF Israel
Will he roll on the sabbath.

27 Memphis- Austin Daye 6-10 200 PF Gonzaga So
Should have stayed in school. Owned by Casspi in workouts.

28 Minnesota- Marcus Thorton 6-4 194 SG LSU Sr.
Thorton, Brown, Budinger. With Evans at point, they can go SG.

29 LA Lakers- Sam Young 6-6 220 SF Pittsburgh Sr.
Young falls into their lap.

30 Cleveland- Dajuan Summers 6-8 240 Sf G-Town Jr. 
Could package pick in trade. Cav's don't act like they want to draft anyone.

Mock Draft 4.0

by Uncle Ned "The Mock Draft Pimp"


1 LA Clippers- Blake Griffin 6-10 252 PF Oklahoma So.
2 Memphis- Hasheem Thabeet 7-3 265 C UConn Jr.
3 Oklahoma- James Harden 6-5 222 SG ASU So.
4 Sacramento- Stephen Curry 6-1 180 PG/SG Davidson Jr.
5 Washington- Ricky Rubio 6-3 180 PG Spain
6 Minnesota- Tyreke Evans 6-6 219 SG Memphis Fr.
7 Golden St.- Jrue Holiday 6-3 185 SG UCLA Fr.
8 New York- Jordan Hill 6-10 235 PF Arizona Jr.
9 Toronto- Demar DeRozan 6-6 210 SG USC Fr.
10 Milwaukee- DeJuan Blair 6-6 287 PF Pittsburgh So.
11 New Jersey- Jonny Flynn 6-0 186 PG Syracuse So.
12 Charlotte- Gerald Henderson 6-4 210 SG Duke Jr.
13 Indiana- Brandon Jennings 6-5 220 6-1 170 PG USA Intl.
14 Phoenix- James Johnson 6-8 257 SF Wake Forest So.
15 Detroit- Austin Daye 6-10 200 PF Gonzaga So.
16 Chicago- Terrence Williams 6-6 220 SF Louisville Sr.
17 Philadelphia- Ty Lawson 6-0 195 PG North Carolina Jr.
18 Minnesota- BJ Mullens 7-0 275 C Ohio State Fr.
19 Atlanta- Earl Clark 6-9 230 SF Louisville Jr.
20 Utah- Sam Young 6-6 220 SF Pittsburgh Sr.
21 New Orleans- Jeff Teague 6-2 175 PG Wake Forest So.
22 Dallas- Chase Budinger 6-7 218 SG/SF Arizona Jr.
23 Sacramento- Tyler Hansbrough 6-8 245 PF North Carolina Sr.
24 Portland- Wayne Ellington 6-5 194 SG North Carolina Jr.
25 Oklahoma- Omri Casspi 6-9 211 SF Israel
26 Chicago- Marcus Thorton 6-4 194 SG LSU Sr.
27 Memphis- DaJuan Summers 6-8 225 SF Georgetown Jr.
28 Minnesota- Derrick Brown 6-8 225 SF Xavier Jr.
29 LA Lakers- Darren Collison 6-1 166 PG UCLA Sr.
30 Cleveland- Eric Maynor 6-3 164 PG VCU Sr.

Jelly Bean Joust at the Forum:

Muhammad "The Champ" Ali vs Lamar "The Candy Man" Odom

Against the advice of many, Muhammad Ali has decided to come out of retirement for one last fight. In a statement issued today by Ali's representatives, "The Champ has publicly declared a challenge to NBA Basketball Player Lamar Odom of the Los Angeles Lakers and his sweet tooth." Don King Productions has dubbed it "The Jelly Bean Joust", and has set a tentative date for a July 12 match at the LA Forum.

Ali told reporters that Mr. Odom's love of candy is setting a bad example for our generation of youth. Howard Cosell asked The Champ, "Muhammad.................haven't we gone through this before. You come out of retirement to fight Larry Holmes and then you fight Trevor Berbick. How is this going to be any different."

The Champ responded by saying "Howard, I said I was the greatest, not the smartest." I'm gonna fight for the children, not for me," Ali pronounced. Ali went on to tell reporters that his main motivation for coming out of retirement is to promote dental hygiene.

W.H. Kirkum of The Wichita Breeze asked Ali, "Champ what would you like to say to the children of the world."

Ali declared, "I'd like to tell children of the world, mainly right here where they speak and understand English in America. Tell them to quit eating so much candy. I have three rotten teeth and their bad. I had to have one of them pulled. I can't chew my food like I should. Eat natural food's because we must whoop Mr. tooth decay. I got one right herr and one right herr," he said as he pointed to his infected teeth.

On his prospects of winning the fight against Lamar Odom, Ali told Melvin Rockfeld of the Montgomery County Sentinel, "I'll beat him so bad he'll need a shoehorn to put his hat on."

In response to Ali's challenge, Lamar Odom told members of the Los Angeles media, "I guess I'm going to have to eat candy for breakfast in order to fight well." Odom then directed his assistant Anthony McNair to begin preparations for the boxing match. "Hey Mac, I'm gonna need some Starbursts, some Gummi Worms, some Fudge Cookies and don't be stingy on the fudge, a couple bags of Peach Rings and Watermelon Chews, some Honey Buns, some Pecan Swirls, some Life Saver Gummies and remember to take all the green one's out because they remind me of that Boston series, some Fruit Splosions, some Wild Berries Gummies, some Tangy Fruits Gummies, some Swedish Fish and some Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme bars. And on your way back can you go by KFC and get a bunch of those parfait desserts I like, you know the one's I'm talking bout right?"

NBA Mock Draft 3.0

by Uncle Ned "The Mock Draft Pimp"

1 LA Clippers- Blake Griffin 6-10 252 PF Oklahoma So.


2 Memphis- Ricky Rubio 6-3 180 PG Spain


3 Oklahoma- Hasheem Thabeet 7-3 265 C UConn Jr.


4 Sacramento- James Harden 6-5 218 SG Arizona St. So.


5 Washington- Jordan Hill 6-10 235 PF Arizona Jr.


6 Minnesota- Tyreke Evans 6-6 219 SG Memphis


7 Golden St.- Brandon Jennings 6-5 220 6-1 170 PG USA Intl.


8 New York- DeJuan Blair 6-6 287 PF Pittsburgh So.


9 Toronto- Stephen Curry 6-1 180 PG/SG Davidson Jr.


10 Milwaukee- Demar DeRozan 6-6 210 SG USC


11 New Jersey- Ty Lawson 6-0 195 PG North Carolina Jr.


12 Charlotte- Jonny Flynn 6-0 186 PG Syracuse


13 Indiana- Craig Brackins 6-10 230 PF Iowa St.


14 Phoenix- Gerald Henderson 6-4 210 SG Duke Jr.


15 Detroit- Jrue Holiday 6-3 185 SG UCLA Fr.


16 Chicago- Earl Clark 6-9 230 SF Louisville Jr.


17 Philadelphia- Greg Monroe 6-10 234 PF Georgetown Fr.


18 Minnesota- Sam Young 6-6 220 SF Pittsburgh Sr.


19 Atlanta- Al-Farouq Aminu 6-9 215 SF Wake Forest Fr.


20 Utah- Chase Budinger 6-7 218 SG/SF Arizona Jr.


21 New Orleans- Wayne Ellington 6-5 194 SG North Carolina


22 Dallas- BJ Mullens 7-0 275 C Ohio State


23 Sacramento- Tyler Hansbrough 6-8 245 PF North Carolina Sr.


24 Portland- Gani Lawai 6-9 233 PF Georgia Tech


25 Oklahoma- Jeff Teague 6-2 175 PG Wake Forest


26 Chicago- Patrick Mills 5-11 180 PG St. Mary's So.


27 Memphis- DaJuan Summers 6-8 225 SF Georgetown Jr.


28 Minnesota- Terrence Williams 6-6 220 SF Louisville


29 LA Lakers- Willie Warren 6-4 200 PG Oklahoma


30 Cleveland- AJ Price 6-2 190 PG UConn