Final 2010 BCS Predictions

Rose Bowl Game presented by Citi
Projection: Oregon vs. Ohio State

Allstate Sugar Bowl
Projection: Florida vs. Cincinnati

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Projection: TCU vs. Boise State

FedEx Orange Bowl
Projection: Iowa vs. Georgia Tech

Citi 2010 BCS National Championship Game
Projection: Alabama vs. Texas

2009 College Game Day Location Predictions

September 5th: Correct

Alabama vs. Virginia Tech (Atlanta) (ESPN or ABC) (HD)

September 12th: Correct

USC at Ohio State 7:00 p.m. ESPN (HD)

September 19th: Correct

Texas Tech at Texas 7:00 p.m. ABC (HD)

September 26th: Wrong

Miami at Virginia Tech

Iowa at Penn State 7:00 p.m. ABC (HD) Actual Site

October 3rd:

USC at California 7:00 p.m. ABC (HD) Wrong

Florida State at Boston College 2:30 p.m. ABC *1 Actual Site

October 10th: Correct

Florida at LSU 7:00 p.m. CBS (HD) / Online

October 17th: Correct

Oklahoma vs. Texas (Dallas)

October 24th: Correct

SOME TERRIBLE GAME THAT I WON'T BE ABLE TO PREDICT

TCU at BYU 6:30 p.m. Versus (HD)

(I should never underestimate my prognostication skills)

October 31st: Correct

USC at Oregon 7:00 p.m.(ABC, ESPN, or ESPN2) (HD)

November 7th: (Pre-Announced)

Army vs. Air Force "America's Heroes" Tribute

November 14th: Wrong

Iowa at Ohio State 2:30 p.m.

Utah at TCU 6:30 p.m. CBSC (HD) Actual Site

November 21st:Wrong

No good games. Crapshoot!

Oregon at Arizona 7:00 p.m.(Actual Site)

November 28th: Wrong

Florida State at Florida (Actual Site)

Georgia at Georgia Tech (My Pick)

December 5th: Correct

SEC Championship (Alabama vs. Florida)

2010 College Football BCS Predictions

Rose Bowl Game presented by Citi
Jan. 1 / TBA Pasadena, Calif. ABC*
BCS vs. BCS (Big Ten Champion vs. Pac 10 Champion, if available)
Projection: Oregon vs. Ohio State


Allstate Sugar Bowl
Jan. 1 / TBA New Orleans, La. FOX*
BCS vs. BCS (SEC Champion, if available)
Projection: Alabama vs. Cincinnati


Tostitos Fiesta Bowl
Jan. 4 / TBA Phoenix, Ariz. FOX*
BCS vs. BCS (Big 12 Champion, if available)
Projection: Oklahoma State vs. Boise State


FedEx Orange Bowl
Jan. 5 / TBA Miami Gardens, Fla. FOX*
BCS vs. BCS (ACC Champion, if available)
Projection: TCU vs. Georgia Tech

Citi 2010 BCS National Championship Game
Jan. 7 / TBA Pasadena, Calif. ABC*
BCS #1 vs. BCS #2
Projection: #1 Florida & #2 Texas

How It Works:

Georgia Tech (ACC Champ)
Ohio State (BIG Ten Champ)
Texas (BIG 12 Champ)
Cincinnati (BIG East Champ)
Oregon (PAC 10 Champ)
Florida (SEC Champ)

#1 Florida & #2 Texas to National Championship

Automatic Tie-ins:
Ohio State to Rose Bowl
Oregon to Rose Bowl
Georgia Tech to Orange Bowl

Sugar Bowl picks replacement for (#1 Florida): Alabama
Fiesta Bowl picks replacement for (#2 Texas): Oklahoma State
Orange Bowl receives 1st selection: TCU
Fiesta Bowl receives 2nd selection: Boise State
Sugar Bowl receives 3rd selection: Cincinnati

Just got my Ring in the mail!

I thought it would be one of those rings that doubles as a whistle. This is Bullshit. C'mon SON!

The Legends Poll: The Ballot of Pat Dye

How They Voted: Pat Dye Top 20

October 25, 2009

1. Alabama: If Mark Ingram had Bo Jackson's speed, it would be illegal for him to play.

(Updated) 1. Florida: Just had a rock thrown through my window with a death threat attached. "Nice to hear from you Mama. You keep in touch now."

2. Alabama: Every time I see an undefeated Bama team, my mouth begins to water and I start licking my chops like a hound dog. Just give me one more chance at'em. I'll give it to'em real good. Coincidentally, I have this same feeling whenever I put on a Tammy Wynette record.

3. Texas: I ain't smart enough to tell you how I feel about Texas.

4. Auburn: This Gene Chizik reminds me a lot of myself. He loves football and he loves to drink. That's why I hired him. I mean, that's why I recommended him. I mean, I had no part in the hiring process of Gene Chizik. "I'm a retired investor, living on a pension."

5. Sugar Bowl: I remember that January 2nd night in New Orleans like it was yesterday. Her name was Rose. She wallowed me like a wild hog in a mud pool.

6. Georgia: If I could give one peace of advice to Coach Richt I'd tell him to give the ball to Bo. Don't let anyone else touch it.

7. Tie Games: They say a tie game is like kissing your Sister. Well I like kissing my Sister.

8. East Carolina: You beat North Carolina, you beat N.C. State and you beat Appalachian State, you got the Pat Dye Trifecta. I named it after myself.

9. Blue & Green Madras Pants: I've had the same pair of Madras pants for 22 years. I misplaced them for 20 years but that's not the point. I call them my party pants.

10. Hunting Dogs: Nothing better then a good pair of hunting dogs. I used to let the hounds do all my off-season recruiting. They had a nose for the young & hungry athlete. I'd coach'm and let Corky Frost feed'm.

11. Bounties: It's a great feeling to put a bounty on a man's head. I could have a man killed in Macon County for $10,000. I could have his throat cut in Chambers County for $500.

12. LSU: Any team with a tiger mascot is gonna win. Unless both teams have tiger mascots. Then you go for the tie.

13. Clyde May's Alabama Whiskey: I laid my guts on the line every time I drank the stuff. There ain't a damn thing you can do about it but take another swig and lay'em on the line again, and again, and again.

14. Troy: Coach Blakeney would win a lot more games if he would just quit tape recording his coaches meetings. You can't have copies of that stuff in the hands of the opposing team and expect to win.

15. World Turkey Expo: I never miss a chance to stare man's mortal enemy in the eye. Gives me goose bumps just talking about it. Damn turkeys!

16. Nooses: I always have a noose hanging up at practice. Reminds the players what will happen to them if they loose to Alabama.

17. Tie Dye Shirts: I invented them. Went out drinking one time with Corky at Lake Martin. Woke up the next morning and had a little bit of everything on my shirt from the night before. It was so damn colorful I wore the thing to Church on Sunday.

18. Sammy the Cat: I love cats. Especially cats with tiger stripes. I think every cat should have its own PO Box. Worst thing a man can do to a cat is deny it the right to mail service.

19. Deliverance: Most romantic movie I've ever seen. You can't deny the feeling you get when you're sensually touched by another man.

20. Alligator Wallets: You can always trust a man with an alligator wallet. Made my first wallet out of a gator named "Old Snappy" He was the family pet.

Texts From Last Night

(Coach Price): That was one hell of a night we had Wednesday! Filled the gaps, pounded it up the middle, banged it in. I was calling for double penetration towards the end.

(Asst. Coach): Ya, that was a great game Coach. Tulsa couldn't stop our run game.

(Coach Price): Hell boy, screw the game. I was talking about the whore house in Juarez we went to after the game.

(Hawaii QB): Hey, what the hell happened yesterday? I woke up this morning all sore, can't think clearly, had bite marks all over my body. Went to go to the bathroom and started pissing in every direction like I had sex all night. Don't tell me I hooked up with that red head.

(Hawaii Lineman): It wasn't the red head. We got fucked by Boise, 54-9.

(Hawaii QB): Now that I'm thinking, it was more of an orange tint. Well do you know if she left me her number?

(Fowler): Lee, you need to be more careful about what you say on the air. I've been getting calls from our sponsors all morning.

(Corso): I thought you told me I should take metaphors from my personal life and work them into the broadcast?

(Fowler): True. But nobody wants to hear about you "shooting your wad."

(936): So Coach, you think you're still on the "Hot Seat" after beating Tech last night?

(Coach Sherman): Do I think I'm still going to get fired? No. If you're referring to the red hot candies the wife shoves up my ass when we we make love, then yes.

Shirt of the Weekington

Lovely Coug fans, lovely. Points for creativity. Picture taken at the ASU/Wazzu game last weekend. Second best College Football fans in Eastern Washington next to the EWU Eagles. I still like the "Cougs Suck, Ducks Swallow" shirt better.

The Legends Poll: The Ballot of Frank Kush

The Legends Poll is a College Football Poll made up of 12 angry men who gather in an isolated room to deliberate the guilt or innocence of a defendant based on reasonable doubt 17 grumpy old retired football coaches who evaluate the Top 25 teams during the College Football season.

In the interest of gerontology (the study of "the moth-eaten"), we have obtained the ballot of former ASU Head Coach Frank Kush. We hope his antiquated insight on the college game can shed some light on to what occurs in the senile mind of a Legends Poll voter.

How They Voted: Frank Kush Top 25

October 18, 2009

1. Florida. Any QB thats had a concussion gets my vote. Personally I never played well unless I had at least two by the 2nd quarter.

2. Texas. I love a campus where you can walk around without any pants on. Have to let your boys take a breath of fresh air every once and awhile.

3. I never sent one player to the NFL that could read or write. I'm glad Coach Saban is carrying on this tradition.

4.Vote unintelligible due to oatmeal stain.

5. Cincinnati. I once put a Bearcat at tailback. No team in the nation could stop that son of a bitch.

6. Pants without belt loops. I've never worn a belt in my life and no sausage jockey Athletic Director is going to make me start wearing one now.

7. New Mexico. I've always been a fan of Coaches punching people, whether it be assistants, players, the traveling secretary. Nothing motivates a team more then a good jab to the chin.

8. Bill Frieder. You have to be one hell of a Coach to draw up a play during a timeout that guarantees you'll win $5,000 grand on the under.

9. Hardin-Simmons. They won the Boarder Confrence in '58. Toughest bastards I ever coached against.

10. Polish Pierogies. Best day off my life was when I found a Pierogie behind the cushion of my couch. I suspect it was left over from the prior years Pulaski Day celebration.

11. Man O'War. Now that was a race horse endowed with the proper appendage for a long & satisfying stud career.

Much like myself.

12. Kansas. That Coach of theirs reminds me of William Conrad. Greatest actor that ever lived. I own every episode of Jake and the Fatman on cassette tape. I love the sound of that plump mans voice.

13. Hamilton Tiger-Cats. I built that team into a dynasty. I would have won 10 Grey Cups in a row if it wasn't for that damn canadian whiskey. Canadian Club Dry with a touch of lima bean zest. Really gets the wife in the mood.

14. Texas Tech. Anyone that beats Nebraska is ok in my book. I beat Nebraska in the '75 Fiesta Bowl. Went undefeated that year. Still waiting for that National Championship ring in the mail.

15. Typewriters. You won't find a computer on my desk! What's the point of email when I can walk over to your office and cuss you out in person.

16. BYU. Never laid eyes on a Mormon bird that i didn't want to show my jaja to.

17. The Milkman. My Father delivered milk for 42 years. At least that was the rumor my Mother tried to dispel.

18. Denver Broncos. Thank God they agreed to take that blubbering idiot John Elway off my hands. Not in a hundred years would a bucktoothed kid have ever made it in the NFL.

19. Dinner at 2pm. I always eat 4 hours before I turn in for the night. Once I had dinner at 5:00 because I was being honored at some banquet. Couldn't take a crap for two weeks.

20. Sheep Dip. Developed a taste for the stuff on my parents farm. If you want to guarantee your kicker makes it through the uprights, force a little bit of it down his throat before he takes the field. His ass cheeks will pucker up so tight, he won't be able to kick it any other way then straight.

21-25. Once I start something I always see it through. Unless an episode of Andy Griffith comes on. How do you expect me to rank teams when I'm dreaming of Helen Crump lathering my body in cottage cheese.